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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Aug 2012

    "When are women going to face the fact that they don’t know their own bodies as well as men who have heard things?" http://onion.com/MHgWXB 

    11:04 AM - 20 Aug 2012
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    20 replies 2,393 retweets 332 likes
      1. Vincent Palmieri‏ @bagnpeaks 20 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @optimusfish so, so wrong. My inner liberal just died a little. LOL

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      1. Mike Kearns‏ @KearnsiesTake 20 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion @ohhellocaitlin amen to that

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      1. the conster‏ @bakerygurl 20 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion If all us gentle womenfolk would just remember we were made from a man's rib, this would be much easier to shove down our throats

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      1. The Volt Heads‏ @TheVoltHeads 20 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion likes The Volt Heads. The Volt Heads smell of onion:http://vimeo.com/47814805 

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      1.  🔸سيوبهان siobàn Vict.‏ @stscholasticas 20 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion rubbish

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      2. Emily Berk‏ @armadillosoft 20 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RT @TheOnion When r women going 2face fact that they don’t know their own bodies as well as men who've heard things? http://onion.com/MHgWXB 

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      3. Cori‏ @berzerkeley 20 Aug 2012
        Replying to @armadillosoft

        .@armadillosoft - @TheOnion isn't even needed for this story - anything they write couldn't be as ridiculous as what has already been said.

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      4. Emily Berk‏ @armadillosoft 20 Aug 2012
        Replying to @berzerkeley

        @berzerkeley Thing is, his only error was to clearly state what many politicians, including #Ryan, believe.

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      5. Cori‏ @berzerkeley 20 Aug 2012
        Replying to @armadillosoft

        @armadillosoft that was not his only error.

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      6. Emily Berk‏ @armadillosoft 20 Aug 2012
        Replying to @berzerkeley

        @berzerkeley He is a member of a group that makes errors and then finesses them. They will finesse this too.

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      1. Beth Havens‏ @msbhavens1 20 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion I strongly recommend you hide from women with guns, sharp pointed objects and ...., Never Mind Darwin rules

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      1. Waleed‏ @BornToBeLovable 20 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion very funny

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      1. #CosimaForever‏ @Way_J 20 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion I thought the Onion was supposed to fabricate news like traditional news outlets ;-)

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      1. Iain Ross‏ @Iainsross 20 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion and address the serious impact that abortion has on the stork delivery business? #storkunemploymentcrisis #recession

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      1. Diane Almgren‏ @Diagren 20 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion I love the sense of humor in this sarcastic post! I wonder how many understand The Onion????

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      1. joel hirsch‏ @joel_hirsch 20 Aug 2012
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        @chrislhayes @TheOnion Area Grandparents say #Romney #Ryan plan won't touch their Social Security, but tell grandkids to "Go piss up a rope"

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