@TheOnion can't POSSIBLY get this female pregnant."
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@TheOnion I think he's a buffoon. A female's ovaries aren't going to go "hmm, this filthy stranger's sperm seems to be legit- he canThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You have no idea how much I hate that this isn't an Onion parody story.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think that's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. They need to brush up on their biology, idiots.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And men who are raped NEVER get pregnant so why should he care about abortion rights? Is he running for Rep. or Moron party?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion if by "legitimate" he means "real" his "legitimate" IQ must be about as high as the embryonic cells he claims to represent!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh really. And when did he become an expert in the female reproductive system? What an idiot.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Maybe someone should rape him.. Many someones.#StretchItOutThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this guy is an idiot and I think politicians need to take some basic university courses before attempting a run at officeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion when this can be a legit Onion headline, the world's gone madThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think it's an Onion with a Capital "O."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#WhatDoYouThink Now! That's life imitating 'The Onion' I wasn't surprised when I heard it. Republicans are their own caricatures.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it's sad bc it's not a satirical headline RT Pregnancy Rarely Results From 'Legitimate Rape' http://onion.com/MHev7u#WhatDoYouThink?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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