@TheOnion child genius spells out prophecy bout the end of the world now Campbell's soup releases Myan calendar soup in child's honor.
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@TheOnion and they still wont win a world series..........Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#Chicagazor - it won't help.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and he still can't bat, run throw or catchThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Chicago Cubs Combine Seven Players To Form One Giant Player Called "Chicagazor" http://onion.com/N6GMzI@BillyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And yet they were still knocked out of the play-offs by the Philadelphia Phillosaraus.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@GeorgeSavaricas RT "@TheOnion Chicago Cubs Combine Seven Players To Form One Giant Player Called "Chicagazor" http://onion.com/N6GMzI "Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion secret documents leaked about pentagon drag races, men in drag race on the tax payers dime.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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