@TheOnion I would hate to date a reporter cause she would complain in bed that "hey you only gave me 6 column inches"
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@TheOnion I think that's mine. No wait - mine was - 'Cheap beer, Drunken friends, Fire Pit, KC and the Sunshine Band. Heaven' - my mistakeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 'Red Wine, Friends, Fire Pit, Ella Fitzgerald Playing. Heaven.' Named Worst Facebook Status Of All TimeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Onion makes me laugh everyday
@TheOnion"Red Wine, Friends,Fire Pit, Ella Fitzgerald Playing.Heaven" Named Worst Facebook Status Of All TimeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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