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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Aug 2012

    The Walk to Cure Gayness drew thousands of supporters. If you've lost a friend to gayness, please retweet. http://onion.com/On9NtU 

    11:27 AM - 17 Aug 2012
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      2. ☆FURBALICIOUS☆‏ @ItsFurbyBITCH 17 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion go fuck yourself! Its not something u can cure! like @ladygaga says I was born this way!

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      1. Alex Farber‏ @pharbero 17 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Has ANYBODY ever actually payed money to see your fucking website? It's satire. Sell ad space or something. Seriously. Fuck.

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      1. Chris Christmas‏ @cHolidaze 17 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion my friend died in a motorcycle accident going to gay club to work as a dancer....true story actually, does that count?

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      1. Alex Denton‏ @awd86 17 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion haha, he beat his gayness ;) You know, you could have got someone to do that for you.

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      1. Hippopotamus Oath‏ @Pandalarium 17 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion this belongs on "http://christwire.org " except it's true, vs farce. And that makes it funnier.

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      1. D‏ @dsetwitt 17 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion wow, that's funny

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      1. Travis Fulkerson‏ @soonertravis 17 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion we can walk to cure gayness? Science is amazing.

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      1. Brandon Lindquist‏ @lindquist1789 17 Aug 2012
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        @TMoos2 @G_Pines "@TheOnion: The Walk to Cure Gayness drew thousands of supporters. If you've lost a friend to gayness, please retweet."

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      1. Dybbuk Press‏ @dybbukpress 17 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Oddly enough, I wondering how you scooped Christwire.

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      1. Adrián Plumb‏ @adrianiplumb 17 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion @TrixieTrouble

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      1. Billie Jean VK‏ @BillieJeanVK 17 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion At first I thought this said Grayness like a 50 Shades of Grey intervention.

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      1. Emily M.‏ @mosaicofminds 17 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion I'm guessing you're drawing a parallel to walks for curing autism? If so, kudos for being so forward-thinking!

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      1. Roend Raeshn‏ @roendraeshn 17 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion "curing gayness" is not at all funny. Repairitive therapy destroyed my life. People do believe there's a cure. stop encouraging it

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      1. Matt Kilcoyne‏Verified account @MRJKilcoyne 17 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion bad taste...

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