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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Aug 2012

    CDC Study Finds Decrease In Oral Sex Among Teens When Researchers Are Observing http://onion.com/Rlgq4v 

    4:02 PM - 16 Aug 2012
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    • Marcus Smith Doug Sam Oddo Anna Geary-Meyer Bartholomew Thaddeus farshid Alleged Bug Man Jared M Thorne Jacob Skaggs
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      1. Jade Bryan: Writer‏ @DeafShowRunner 16 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Check out a press release to promote VISIBILITY IN #FILM/TV FOR DEAF ACTORS OF COLOR OCCUPY NBC STUDIOS tmrw. http://yfrog.com/o0xhkgvj 

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      1. Heather Gentry‏ @cowgirlgangsta 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Gee, how wonderful...possibly could be government funded...

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      1. Heather Gentry‏ @cowgirlgangsta 16 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion You don't say? Voyeurism....really?!?!

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      1. shittoli‏ @curley_sean 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Emily McGuff‏ @Ink_n_Quill 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion but how will these teens still pretend to be "virgins" while doing everything else?!?

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      1. Sam Salas‏ @skyedude 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion And where can I get a job like that?

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      1. Trish Bellrose‏ @TrishBellrose 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion you guys are great... always put a smile on my face!

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      1. Bob Carlson‏ @itsalltuna 16 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @theonion thank god for oral and anal because the birth rate would be so much higher without it.

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      1. Tim‏ @Timmy________ 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Ha!

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      1. Joe Hilger‏ @JoeHilgerman 16 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Liberals have created "taboos" for future public official aspirants. So teens activities are curtailed upon being observes by CDC

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      2. BA Matthews (Fey)‏ @BA_Matthews 16 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @dennis_jernberg Who pays these people to study these things... And what people agree to be the subjects!?

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      3. Dennis Jernberg‏ @dennis_jernberg 16 Aug 2012
        Replying to @BA_Matthews

        @BA_Matthews This kind of thing is precisely what @TheOnion is making fun of with mock articles like this. Social science, gotta love it...

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      4. BA Matthews (Fey)‏ @BA_Matthews 16 Aug 2012
        Replying to @dennis_jernberg

        @dennis_jernberg @TheOnion Sometimes I wonder if somewhere out there a scientist is figuring out how to get paid for this type of thing.

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      5. Dennis Jernberg‏ @dennis_jernberg 16 Aug 2012
        Replying to @BA_Matthews

        @BA_Matthews Actually, I suspect that's how social scientists make their living (e.g. by proving what everybody already knows)... @TheOnion

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      6. BA Matthews (Fey)‏ @BA_Matthews 16 Aug 2012
        Replying to @dennis_jernberg

        @dennis_jernberg @TheOnion I did see one real article that said Men were less likely to look at women's breasts when asleep. It worried me.

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      7. Dennis Jernberg‏ @dennis_jernberg 16 Aug 2012
        Replying to @BA_Matthews

        @BA_Matthews Oh, that does sound worrying indeed... for whoever did that study anyway (if it was the men sleeping)... @TheOnion

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      8. BA Matthews (Fey)‏ @BA_Matthews 16 Aug 2012
        Replying to @dennis_jernberg

        @dennis_jernberg @TheOnion I can't remember who did it. It was over 10 years ago now. Definately worrying.

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      9. Dennis Jernberg‏ @dennis_jernberg 16 Aug 2012
        Replying to @BA_Matthews

        @BA_Matthews Actually for me (and of course @TheOnion) that's been a running joke for years. (News Flash! Social scientists prove obvious!)

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