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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Aug 2012

    Ugandan Powerball Jackpot Hits 31 Grains Of Rice http://onion.com/NIZOjP 

    3:11 PM - 16 Aug 2012
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    19 replies 658 retweets 110 likes
      1. Mister Bunny‏ @AskMisterBunny 16 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Because racism and first-world privilege are always comedy gold, amirite?

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      1. Ted Scarlett‏ @reverendted 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Ha! We have food and they don't. Poverty and suffering are funny.

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      1. Beaker‏ @Beaker3737 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion // Come on, you guys, its The Onion!

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      1. lincoln bio‏ @agentlinden 16 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @kingcwoods smh RT @TheOnion Ugandan Powerball Jackpot Hits 31 Grains Of Rice http://onion.com/NIZOjP 

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      1. Derek Rogers‏ @DerekJRogers 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion LOUD OUTRAGED NOISES!!

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      1. Official AA Dropout‏ @Fckupussiboi 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Peter Palmisano‏ @p_palmisano 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Damian Steel‏ @VisageOfWar 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion I love rice

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      1. Jason Mueller (Jake)‏ @jasonmueller71 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion good luck trying to collect!

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      2. Black Lips‏Verified account @TheBlackLips 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion do they tax that?

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      3. Emma Gatten‏ @emmagatten 16 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheBlackLips

        @TheBlackLips @TheOnion can be such a bummer sometimes

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      1. MuseumTwenty‏ @MuseumTwenty 16 Aug 2012
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        America, this may be your future: RT @theonion: Ugandan Powerball Jackpot Hits 31 Grains Of Rice http://onion.com/NIZOjP  #RedEye @RickLeventhal

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      1. Brad K‏ @dontweetme 16 Aug 2012
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        @muzixxx4deyzzz lol u should buy a tix RT @TheOnion Ugandan Powerball Jackpot Hits 31 Grains Of Rice http://onion.com/NIZOjP 

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      1. D.L. Simpson‏ @Zehhd 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion I only play when it's 54 grains! I'm a PLAYA!!!

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      1. KremlinonthePotomac‏ @jurassicpork59 16 Aug 2012
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        RT @TheOnion Ugandan Powerball Jackpot Hits 31 Grains Of Rice http://onion.com/NIZOjP  / Laugh at this, go to Hell. I'm going straight to Hell.

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      1. Best Wishes &‏ @Just_B_Peaceful 16 Aug 2012
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        cc @MarielHemingway Im just sayin... @Baratunde @theonion ~*~

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      1. Matt Lewandowsky‏ @lewellyn 16 Aug 2012
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        Sad, but vaguely funny. :/ RT @TheOnion Ugandan Powerball Jackpot Hits 31 Grains Of Rice http://onion.com/NIZOjP 

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