@TheOnion Because racism and first-world privilege are always comedy gold, amirite?
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@TheOnion Ha! We have food and they don't. Poverty and suffering are funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion // Come on, you guys, its The Onion!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@kingcwoods smh RT@TheOnion Ugandan Powerball Jackpot Hits 31 Grains Of Rice http://onion.com/NIZOjPThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LOUD OUTRAGED NOISES!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I love riceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion good luck trying to collect!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheBlackLips@TheOnion can be such a bummer sometimes
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@muzixxx4deyzzz lol u should buy a tix RT
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@TheOnion I only play when it's 54 grains! I'm a PLAYA!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ugandan Powerball Jackpot Hits 31 Grains Of Rice http://onion.com/NIZOjP / Laugh at this, go to Hell. I'm going straight to Hell.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MarielHemingway Im just sayin...@Baratunde@theonion ~*~Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Sad, but vaguely funny. :/ RT
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