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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Aug 2012

    It Would Be An Honor To Serve My Country, Return With PTSD, Sit On A Mental Health Care Waitlist, Then Kill Myself http://onion.com/R4xt8A 

    7:59 AM - 16 Aug 2012
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      2. Erica Ladd‏ @ladderica 16 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion satire is not just for giggles. It is to point out the absurd. Well done.

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      1. shereen‏ @shereeny 17 Aug 2012
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        Genius RT @TheOnion: It Would Be An Honor To Serve My Country, Return With PTSD, Sit On A Mental Health Care Waitlist, Then Kill Myself…

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      1. Tommy Dille‏ @710isme 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Before you do that last part, read the Facade Of Professionalism, then complete the task.

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      1. John Maxson‏ @johnmaxson808 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion not funny, per se, but satirical to the point that tongue actually pierces cheek

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      1. Steven Fisher‏ @KingslyFishao 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion @bennyfish19

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      1. Bruce C Solomon‏ @in10shn 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion that's what The Vet Center is for; combat-veteran counselors working with combat veterans. Walk-ins welcome. Call 877-WAR-VETS.

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      1. ChasetheShade‏ @ChasetheShade 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion mmm...'ouch'...<spot-on>

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      2. LaLa #MAGA‏ @Lalatdah 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion ~ Would u rather 2 jst b waiting 4 the nxt homeland attack? God Bless those who serve to protect the USA!

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      4. LaLa #MAGA‏ @Lalatdah 16 Aug 2012
        Replying to @PattieContent

        @PattieContent ~ Who would that b?

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      1. Todd “King of the Casket Match” Holsopple‏ @TheActualTodd 16 Aug 2012
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        RT @TheOnion It Would Be An Honor To Serve, Return With PTSD, Sit On Mental Health Care Waitlist, Then Kill Myself http://onion.com/R4xt8A 

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      1. John Iskra‏ @johniskra 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Too true to be humourous.

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      1. Doin It Well‏ @Dreamineuphoria 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion No help for the birds that fly over the coo coos nest.

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      1. clorox cowboy‏ @matcatastrophe 16 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion I didn't even need to click the link to retweet that. It's just perfect as a headline.

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