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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Aug 2012

    "One weird gene from my mom or dad and my and I'd be some sick individual who gets turned on by children." http://onion.com/TEXXgJ 

    10:25 AM - 15 Aug 2012
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      2. lora bruncke‏ @lorabruncke 15 Aug 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I think pedophiles are usually heterosexual males who have a wife at home but aren't getting enough of the sexual side of love.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Rachel‏ @rscott1986 15 Aug 2012
        Replying to @lorabruncke

        @lorabruncke what? You are an idiot!! Blaming the wife lol. Are you defending your husband?

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      4. lora bruncke‏ @lorabruncke 15 Aug 2012
        Replying to @rscott1986

        @rscott1986 I do NOT blame any wife. Women are NOT allowed to know anything about their own body. I have read my Catechism. Sex is sinful.

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      5. Rachel‏ @rscott1986 15 Aug 2012
        Replying to @lorabruncke

        @lorabruncke oh your Catholic that explains it lol

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      6. lora bruncke‏ @lorabruncke 15 Aug 2012
        Replying to @rscott1986

        @rscott1986 Many Christian sects also advise *hands off your body until your husband touches it*! Some men not very knowledgable!

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      7. Rachel‏ @rscott1986 15 Aug 2012
        Replying to @lorabruncke

        @lorabruncke but what does that have to do with pedophilia?

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      8. lora bruncke‏ @lorabruncke 15 Aug 2012
        Replying to @rscott1986

        @rscott1986 Pedophiles usually heterosexual husbands with wife who may be afraid of sex so any compliant teen/child is fair game!

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      9. Rachel‏ @rscott1986 15 Aug 2012
        Replying to @lorabruncke

        @lorabruncke children that are molested are not compliant they are usually frozen with fear and are preyed upon by the molester.

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      1. Kate Bryan-KnowItAll‏ @KateBryan_KIA 15 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Wait....Is that Tom Green??

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