@TheOnion "I’m young, I’m handsome, I’m smart, and I’m articulate. And that scares the ever-loving shit out of you." – Paul Ryan **Not why**
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@TheOnion I'll give you the others, but handsome? Not to me, no. Plus 'handsome is as handsome does.' - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion That's true,you areThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Obama's way hotter ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In post-Olympic letdown, local man comes home from work Monday and suffers Taped-Delayed-TV-Coverage Withdrawal.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No...no, thats not what scares me at all.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Add a P90x physique and 6-8% body fat, and you'll be set.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If by scares you mean arouses...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not so handsome. Kind of creepy if you ask me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh the mind of little people.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He's humble too!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ---HOWEVER......He is not modest.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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