@TheOnion Good news - only so long as he is not housed with Tilikum.
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@TheOnion what do you think he's going to do with his hypobaric chamber he sleeps in? Was that really a good purchase?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Michael Phelps Didn't Retire! He pairs with Maroon 5 to sing his story!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bGK1CGoofU&feature=plcp …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Great headline to close out Olympics RT
@TheOnion | Michael Phelps Returns To His Tank At Sea Worldhttp://ow.ly/cUR6tThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I can swim faster then tht weed suckin fuckerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion gotta see! <iframe width="960" height="720" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/amzsGVW0UtA?rel=0 …" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Ha. RT
@TheOnion Michael Phelps Returns To His Tank At Sea World http://ow.ly/cUR6t#OlympicArchiveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it's just too funny not to RT!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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What the hell!!?? Lmaoo QT
@TheOnion: Michael Phelps Returns To His Tank At Sea World http://ow.ly/cUR6t#OlympicArchiveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Post Olympic humor RT
@TheOnion: Michael Phelps Returns To His Tank At Sea WorldThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Lmfao, is it filled with bong water?! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Ned_MzH Did you write this for@TheOnion ? Michael Phelps Returns To His Tank At Sea World http://ow.ly/cUR6t#OlympicArchive -
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@EsraD@Ned_MzH@TheOnion Beautiful day#BeautifulLondon http://youtu.be/1KkQT5zfH2w#PinchyPinchykisskiss@LEKIDDO - Lord of The Lobsters!
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@TheOnion geniusThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The Onion abandons its funny roots.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion BUT HE DIEDThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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