@TheOnion I give the Earth permission AND the #Perseids meteor shower is THIS WEEKEND so go outside & look up! #getawayfromyourtv
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@TheOnion I didn't realize people actually watch it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 2008 ??? Your satire is usually funny ... But this was just sad#OlympicArchiveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and go back to twittering, to waste time at workThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion we were watching?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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