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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Aug 2012

    American Voices: July Was Hottest Month Ever In U.S. http://onion.com/O8H6AL  #WhatDoYouThink?

    7:54 AM - 10 Aug 2012
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      1. Metkalov Vladislav‏ @MetkalovVladis1 14 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnionhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4vKtIKtgc0v …

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      1. Joe Somerville‏ @Joemamastacy 13 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion area Woman blames "Magic Mike" movie for hottest July ever

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      1. Deadpool Speaks‏ @deadpoolspeaks 10 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Deadpool thought it was just him....

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      1. Bill Daidone‏ @wedaidone 10 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion If this past January were the hottest month in recorded U.S. history I'd be concerned. It's July it's supposed to be hot.

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      1. Truth Will Prevail‏ @HomesByGlen 10 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane I love grilled onions! !!

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      1. LennonWilson‏ @Lenny_Wilson44 10 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion June was the hottest month in Ireland

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      1. Dave Ammons‏ @scriptgrifter 10 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion It's only because July has 31 days this year and it was hot most of them. Am I right?

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      1. Tim Wilson‏ @texwilson1 10 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Probably caused by Bieber fever.

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      1. Zircon‏ @Zr_SiO4 10 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Is it because of the Socialists?

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      1. Anna Békési‏ @annabekesi1969 10 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion Earth suffers because of us.There was 50 degrees in temperate zone Carpathian Basin, on Europe's middle.This will have a bad end.

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      1. That Guy‏ @jbradey44 10 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion July was hotter than Satan's taint and August ain't no picnic either

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      1. ~Southernkiddo~ ❤️‏ @Southernkiddo 10 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion @Kenny_Wallace said it was the hottest month since humans were invented. Lol

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      1. Logan Short‏ @LogShortan 10 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion uh..what..uh..scrambled eggs?...

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      1. Jackie‏ @laffyjacky 10 Aug 2012
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        Chase Villard! @TheOnion American Voices: July Was Hottest Month Ever In U.S. http://onion.com/O8H6AL  #WhatDoYouThink?

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      1. Chip Langan‏ @CLSportsNation 10 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion OMG! Global warming! outlaw cars destroying the ozone! lol. the sky is falling Chicken Little.

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      1. JackieJudd‏ @JackieJudd 10 Aug 2012
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        @TheOnion July was the hottest month ever in St. Louis!

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