@TheOnion fortunately you can still get a dozen ears from the Amish for the privilege of watching 5 minutes of any Harrison Ford film.
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@TheOnion $400? These#DroughtProblems are killing the#economy more the governmentThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If the price of corn is approaching $400 a cob, what is toilet paper going to cost?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Iowa's in trouble. Really though, we need rain. RT
@TheOnion Price of corn approaching $400 per cob http://onion.com/Mwj9jU#DroughtProblems -
@TylerHakes so is Illinois :/ my uncle is is in bad shape
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