@TheOnion I hear you! I'm in the same place
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@TheOnion Just in!! Elderly man opens can of tuna with an electric can opener. Witnesses said he was in awe of his new found powers!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion aww so sadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "I never have to lie awake at night worrying I'll lose my house or car because I don't own either." Ryan Forrest, poorThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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