@TheOnion, I've managed to avoid Olympic spoilers by actually working during the day. Americans ought to look into that.
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@TheOnion Peter Jackson buckles to investors, studio execs, promising to add gay, Mexican and black Hobbits to next Tolkien movie.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I love the Onion, but fuck NBC's coverage. Just play it live, assholes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@GeekLords some funThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm just a warp in the space-time continuum, but yeah we ought control them dang invariable things. What you said.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Or perhaps we already did? Though it was boring.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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