Aries - Your @TheOnion Horoscope
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@TheOnion Leo is true, but really sucksThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I swear
@TheOnion has the best everything lol if you have an inkling of intelligence you would read itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Mine (Virgo) is awesome, as always. RT
@TheOnion Your Horoscopes – Week Of July 31, 2012 http://onion.com/NjKmGkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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