@TheOnion Worldwide: Babies Urge Mothers to Have Husbands
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@TheOnion prohibiting birth control options is not the right way to go about itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion gotta prepare for war somehow. At least they're looking to the future!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion we're a pretty sexy bunch, who can do things to rice that will blow your mind.#mybigfatpersianlifeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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