@TheOnion You could be shot by any of those purchasers! Plus cops, psychos, whoever! A #bulletproof vest is certainly a better investment!
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@TheOnion I think lotsa folks think having your own gun is the best theatre survival method, Mayor Bloomberg nonwithstanding.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think the most shocking thing about this is that you found a black guy named Emily.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Hilarious and sad at the same time RT
@TheOnion American Voices: Gun Sales Surge After Shooting http://onion.com/PJB0bT#WhatDoYouThink?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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