@TheOnion come on guys my kids are on this the wife would beg to differ
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@TheOnion knew it!!#OlympicPartying will be epic this year.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@MichaelPhelps i didnt know....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Nick Symmonds (800 meter champ) wrote to Paris Hilton's dad asking if he could date her. Pretty sure that makes him gay.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Apparently, you guys don't care if you're sued.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion can't make sense of this....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion mmmm so what?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is that supposed to be funny?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not Darryl Dawkins! http://onion.com/MWwYZuThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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