@TheOnion he was invited he's just in the middle of a vacation clearing brush at his Texas ranch
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@TheOnion there is a God.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He ruined their war. I bet they didn't even invite him.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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