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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Jul 2012

    "I hope that no one forgets how terrific guns are, and how they enrich our lives." – NRA executive vice president http://onion.com/Qbzy4i 

    10:15 AM - 21 Jul 2012
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      2. Mister "Eat The Rich" Rippe  🌹‏ @Mr_Rippe 21 Jul 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why does that @TheOnion article actually sound like something the NRA president would actually say right now...

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      1. MissusPowell‏ @MissusPowell 25 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion UNbelievable!!! I am beginning to think the country is going mad. Common Sense is LOST when a THING means more than PEOPLE!

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      1. jhuang‏ @jenhuang601 23 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion the #NRA people are idiots

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      1. R R‏ @BobTheSurvivor 22 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion yeah. Tell the families of the Colorado 12 how wonderful they are. It's the user I know, but if they're harder to get...just sayin

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      1. ErryJaAabSa‏ @mynameisjerry7 22 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion can't remember. Please enlighten. More strict laws and regulations seem to work really well. Please solve more problems

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      1. ErryJaAabSa‏ @mynameisjerry7 22 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion so banning guns would stop that sort of thing from happening. Just like it deters marijuana smokers. How did prohibition work?????

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      1. Rita Lawrence‏ @langata145 22 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion Shame no-one was carrying a gun in the audience to shoot back.

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      1. Nanita‏ @NaniWrites 21 Jul 2012
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        Nanita Retweeted The Onion

        @TheOnion hits the bull's eye with this timely NRA parody:https://twitter.com/theonion/status/226727047991549952 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        "I hope that no one forgets how terrific guns are, and how they enrich our lives." – NRA executive vice president http://onion.com/Qbzy4i 
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      1. Brooks Rolston‏ @BrooksRolston 21 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion OMG seriously?

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      1. Ken Chamberlin‏ @gokartmozart 21 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion unfollow

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      1. Angelo D'Ambrosio  🌍‏ @Bakaburg1 21 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion attention please, a psychiatrist is required in the room!

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      1. Solutions: Relationships, Regrets, Recovery.‏ @askDrSheilad 21 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion "# Term Liberal Oxymoron for #Dems. Taxes End Independence. Anti #Fat? InTolerance." #www.drsheilaherenow.net #RT

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      1. chill whatevs‏ @cee__dub 21 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion maybe you shouldn't joke about this

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      1. Last Egg Standing‏ @CanofSand 21 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion Yeah, screw the Second Amendment and those dumb old white guys who founded the country! What did THEY know, anyway?? /sarc

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      1. Brenda Austin‏ @AustinBrenda 21 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion HUH!!! I'm sure all those families of the victims in Co. feel soooo enriched.

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      1. urhere‏ @urhere 21 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion Likewise, I hope no one forgets how terrific shoes are, and how they enrich our lives. No, really.

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      1. Curtis Garland‏ @curtiswgarland 21 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion yea the gun saved Zimmerman otherwise his brains would be on the sidewalk after being beat to death

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      2. Curtis Garland‏ @curtiswgarland 21 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion Yea if only someone would have had one to take out the shooter

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      3. dykealectics  📕‏ @spilled_chili 5 Aug 2012
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        @curtiswgarland no, you can leave. no. no.

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