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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Jul 2012

    NRA: 'Please Try To Remember All The Wonderful Things Guns Do For Us Every Day'http://onion.com/NPcEgZ 

    1:35 PM - 20 Jul 2012
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      1. David Fraser‏ @Ascent2009 23 Oct 2012
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        @TheOnion OmyGawd!

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      1.  ⚫️Harry M ⚪️  🏳️‍🌈‏ @hazzamat 23 Jul 2012
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        Is this guy for real?? What a douche-bag!! NRA: 'Please Try To Remember All The Wonderful Things Guns Do For Us Every Day' @TheOnion

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      1. kitzeyd‏ @kitzey 21 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion People kill.....not guns....I know I work in a Jail

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      1. JilNelson‏ @JilNelson 21 Jul 2012
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        RT @TheOnion NRA: 'Please Try To Remember All The Wonderful Things Guns Do For Us Every Day' http://onion.com/NPcEgZ  #nra

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      1. THE POTUS‏ @LapDog23 21 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion please explain?

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      1. Mr Christensen‏ @angellawry 21 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion Killing?

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      1. Robert Fletcher‏ @themonadnomad 20 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion never too soon. Keep doing what u do.

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      1. Antik Avenue‏ @AntikAvenue 20 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion OK but why does any one person need that much ammo?

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      1. Zac Christensen‏ @yidchristensen 20 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion thank god we live in a county where we can buy automatic assault rifles for "self-defense"

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      1. Sabina Reddy‏ @SabinaReddy 20 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion yea why are you allowed to have guns anyway??

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      1. Barry Haire‏ @dbhaire4 20 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion ABC first calls Batman shooter a Tea party member but quickly corrects their mistake. He is an OWS & former Onion writer.

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      1. mtwildflower‏ @mtwildflower1 20 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion Like killing innocent people?

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      1. Brian‏ @izzobrian 20 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion if a member of the audience had a legal concealed weapons permit killer could have been stopped immediately

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      1. not1fish#PCPEU GTTO #standwithwindrush‏ @not1fish 20 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion Does the right to bear arms include the right to take a gun into a cinema & shoot people at random, NRA?

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      1. LazyFarmOwner‏ @lazyfarmowner 20 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion #freedom is a good start." To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them." – George Mason

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      1. Rob Gibson #FBPE‏ @MrCElk 20 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion @Glinner Man alive, one for @moronwatch me thinks!

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