@TheOnion This ought to be a real world headline.
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@TheOnion: Penn State Offers Victims The Chance To Vandalize Joe Paterno's Statue http://onion.com/MKWUqP#OnionGOOMFThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion area man can't watch GOOMF because the jack links commercial keeps repeatingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hah, when I first read this, I read it as "Violate", not "Vandalize". Whew!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Breaking News - Joy Behar arrested for molesting guest see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpHoLZGFxY8 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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