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@TheOnion Can't argue against mountains...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion God may regret humans bt he staill has to account for mosquitos and fleas.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'd have gone with Spam, or wrinkle free pants.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Can we poll this ? I say bats.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You guys are nuts,Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Dear Work, Brown toilet paper is very confusing#amIcleanbackthereThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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