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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Jul 2012

    Romney Receives 20-Minute Standing Ovation At NAAWP Eventhttp://onion.com/O94Ukw 

    5:26 PM - 11 Jul 2012
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      1. GoBrooklyn‏ @GoBrooklyn 11 Jul 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RT @TheOnion "Romney Receives 20-Minute Standing Ovation At NAAWP Event http://onion.com/O94Ukw " - AKA The Republican National Convention

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      1. Justin Parlette‏ @jpar0 11 Jul 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TommySiegel Dude. Nearly gave me a heart attack. I read the text of the RT before I saw it was an @TheOnion article.

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      2. Paul.R #WeThePeople‏ @RareyCrew 11 Jul 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion No… they were standing and walking out.

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      1. tammy weston‏ @yaminator44 12 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion really!?

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      1. Marcos Cantu‏ @cantuview 11 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion your not at all worried about the title #NAAWP. Could possibly be interpreted as, I don't know #Racism

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      1. Jason Zepeda‏ @Ponypubes 11 Jul 2012
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        «@TheOnion Romney Receives 20-Minute Standing Ovation At NAAWP Event http://onion.com/O94Ukw »

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      2. Po'sMom‏ @PoloPersonGwen 11 Jul 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion>Really??? NO, they were just very glad to get rid of him. B real, it was not his friendly Rich-Richey white crowd-just like him.

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      3. Po'sMom‏ @PoloPersonGwen 11 Jul 2012
        Replying to @PoloPersonGwen

        @PolopersonGwen @TheOnion>Oops, should have looked @ their link not just headline. Me bad 4 not reading the initials correctly>knee jerk rea

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      1. G-Money‏ @gjbailey16 11 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion I just enjoy the fact that there's a NAAWP association #truth

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      1. Hull and hereabouts‏ @Hullhereabouts 11 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion they could stand for 20 minutes?

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      1. Joe Szuszwalak‏ @JoeSzusz 11 Jul 2012
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        Haha! @lolgop #gop RT @TheOnion: @MittRomney Receives 20-Minute Standing Ovation At NAAWP Eventhttp://onion.com/O94Ukw 

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      1. Gwendolyn‏ @sistahatty 11 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion @scarylawyerguy the crowd was so glad he had finished his offensive remarks...

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      1. Royce Williams‏ @Reezy_Easy 11 Jul 2012
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        «@TheOnion Romney Receives 20-Minute Standing Ovation At NAAWP Event http://onion.com/O94Ukw » LMAO

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      1. Crftbrlvr‏ @Klaus_Flauten 11 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion How hilarious! A joke that portrays Romney as a dull white guy.

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      1. Bruce Bennett‏ @xeroview 11 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion New headline: "Willard Victim of Communicable Disease - Mitt To Wiht Got "The Clap" Treatment By His Duped Hacks!

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      1. Kathy Wyer‏ @wyerkat 11 Jul 2012
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        @TheOnion VERY funny! I fell for it . . . Thank you!

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