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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Nov 2020

    Mom Calls Daughter In Panic After Ultra-Realistic Nightmare That She Chopped Off Her Beautiful Hair https://bit.ly/3kamv2n pic.twitter.com/R7JvZQ24VO

    6:01 PM - 8 Nov 2020
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    • Kai Chalmers ༺Blake Ochei༻➐ X Æ A-16 DadicationToHumor jack travis j knight Thaddeus Vex DCleghorn Shadi Barham Tjontjobina
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      1. Florida_Man‏ @FloridaManYT 8 Nov 2020
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Was so confused till I saw it was the onion, damn you guys

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      1. Cadaverish‏ @UncannyWhisper 8 Nov 2020
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        Daughter confirms her buzz cut looks fuckin slammin thanks mom

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      1. Arcosolium Deli Tray  🍃‏ @grey_goose9 8 Nov 2020
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        jesus guys

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      1. Sad girl‏ @Sabrinawkwafina 8 Nov 2020
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        My mum irl tho

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      1. Desi Kid‏ @Desi10g 8 Nov 2020
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        bruh.

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      1. AMA‏ @amandres 8 Nov 2020
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        This just gave me flashbacks.

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      1. The Shadow Jedi‏ @Captain63857795 8 Nov 2020
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that Jamie Lee Curtis?

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      2. Joey Daytona‏ @Joey_Daytona 8 Nov 2020
        Replying to @Captain63857795

        pic.twitter.com/YVS3XyHMsT

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      1. Miguel‏ @1ponderingsoul 8 Nov 2020
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @lv3_v lmaoo

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      2. LIZETT  🥑‏ @lv3_v 8 Nov 2020
        Replying to @1ponderingsoul @TheOnion

        My mom lmao

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