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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Aug 2020

    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Upgraded To Full DNC Speaking Slot After Announcing Support For Iraq War https://bit.ly/2Y9Kw19 pic.twitter.com/EcSZKN8g7B

    12:55 pm - 18 Aug 2020
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      1. Sauna Insider‏ @NickHannula 18 Aug 2020
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys hiring Andy Borowitz was a mistake

        3 replies . 0 retweets 13 likes
      2. a weapon to surpass metal gear‏ @but_rly_tho 18 Aug 2020
        Replying to @NickHannula @TheOnion

        This is good content tho

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      1. SCOOBY 🦎‏ @ScoobyMcpherson 18 Aug 2020
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Me reading this rweetpic.twitter.com/qn3q7Y9Etv

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      1. Sauvignon Citizen‏ @DetroitQSpider 18 Aug 2020
        Replying to @TheOnion

        oof

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      2. micah‏ @pimblockto 18 Aug 2020
        Replying to @ndukambad @TheOnion

        this is the onion

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      1. 지미‏ @jim_quintanilla 18 Aug 2020
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        Sounds about right

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