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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Jul 2020

    The Arguments For And Against Capital Punishment https://bit.ly/3evv8ll pic.twitter.com/QzRMBMIFrb

    5:45 PM - 14 Jul 2020
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      2. Blaxou‏ @maxoupial 14 Jul 2020

        PUNISHMENT should be capital. I don't think that's how capital letters work

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      1.  🤔‏ @subaruvagabond 14 Jul 2020
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        Seriously, guys, this might as well have been published in a mainstream outlet. When do I stop calling you satire?

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      1. Foodstamps‏ @CaptainEBT 14 Jul 2020
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        For: Murder bad Against: Murder bad

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      1. Bob Admirer‏ @BobAdmirer 14 Jul 2020
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        Ha, I read it.

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      1. Doug Ogg‏ @TheDougOgg 14 Jul 2020
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        1) Helps ease demand for visitor parking at prisons.

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      1. Bingewatching Media Content 痴迷怪人‏ @bingewatchingme 14 Jul 2020
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        All your funniest stuff was before 2016. Wonder why?

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      1. KENTAkicksheads‏ @GuyGaijin 14 Jul 2020
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        How dare you attack both sides so accurately. I don't know what side to choose to feel morally superior now.

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      1. Reincarnated003‏ @reincarnated003 14 Jul 2020
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        Pay-per-view!

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      1. I lied, I don't feel nice..........‏ @chrissykaufma10 14 Jul 2020
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        Being against it hasn’t improved my quality of living.

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