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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Sep 2019

    Marianne Williamson Materializes On Stage In Cloud Of Purple Smoke With Message That DNC Polling Requirements No Match For Power Of Positive Thinking https://trib.al/2sjEixV  #DemDebatepic.twitter.com/oxyAyLQetu

    5:35 PM - 12 Sep 2019
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      1. ParadoX‏ @UnC0mm0nGr0und 12 Sep 2019
        Replying to @TheOnion @marwilliamson

        That would make it worth watching!

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      1. Open the Debates‏ @OpenTheDebates 12 Sep 2019
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        #CockamamieCriteria no match for @marwilliamson!https://openthedebates.org/2019/09/13/democratic-debates-and-their-cockamamie-criteria/ …

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      2. .‏ @whatntarnation_ 12 Sep 2019
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        pic.twitter.com/v45NRL6Mwx

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      3. Bill Nemacheck‏ @BillNemacheck 12 Sep 2019
        Replying to @whatntarnation_ @TheOnion @marwilliamson

        ABB?

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      1. CArol Sowerby‏ @CArolSowerby4 12 Sep 2019
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        Oohh that was funnypic.twitter.com/5zHKp9CkKd

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      1. MB  🏳️‍🌈‏ @MBGagaAddict 12 Sep 2019
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        🤣🤣🤣 did @cameron_kasky write this

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      1.  💫Lily 💫‏ @astroride2000 12 Sep 2019
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        @Matt__Marks

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      2. Jeanne Rhodes-Moen‏ @jeannius 12 Sep 2019
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        she'd better think positive because her open mic gaff on fox news shows her distain for liberals...

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      3. goodish art and goodish politics‏ @TwistedWell 12 Sep 2019
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        I just looked that up and it's clear you're rewording someone expressing their experience into something it's not lol It's a hot lefty topic right now that we are very quick to write people off as enemies/others instead of fellow human beings. Let's be honest with ourselves!

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