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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Feb 2019

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    ‘Fly, My Pretties,’ Says Jeff Bezos Releasing Swarm Of Amazon Drones To Hunt Down Nude Photos https://trib.al/W0C4Jtx  pic.twitter.com/DHX41zZ81e
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      1. AGIT-POP‏ @agitpopworld 8 Feb 2019
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A d**k pic visual euphemism we can all live with.pic.twitter.com/TofcFLIT9G

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      1. niki_likeafox‏ @niki_likeafox 8 Feb 2019
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If he adds three more dickpics to his returning set of dickpics he’ll be eligible for free shipping.

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      1. Dinos Delight‏ @dinos_delight 8 Feb 2019
        Replying to @TheOnion @cameron_kasky

        I promise you that some idiot will run this as a legitimate news story. Just wait.

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      1. Greg Emetaz - #GreenNewDeal or  🌍 🔥 💀 👻‏ @emetaz 8 Feb 2019
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        #Skeksishttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wGeIX-CRKMI&feature=youtu.be …

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      1. Cat Herder‏ @herdingkitties 8 Feb 2019
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        The photo art is fantastic.

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      1. puppylove‏ @RashmiGoklani 8 Feb 2019
        Replying to @TheOnion @cameron_kasky

        Hahaaaaa

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      1. Ack-Intergalactic Interlocutor‏ @Ackattackack 8 Feb 2019
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        Some weenies, you can't put back into the bottle.

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      1. Irena‏ @irena_fridman 8 Feb 2019
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        Tbh this is exactly what I imagine @BMendry

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      1. de  🥃‏ @d3_d33d 9 Feb 2019
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        Hmmm @michaelreeves08 https://youtu.be/Hu3p5ZR_i5s 

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      1. Clyde Oren‏ @ClydeOren 9 Feb 2019
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        😂😂😂 if I was him I want to walk around in this skin suit the one that almost make me look naked🤔

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