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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Jan 3

    Law School Applications Increase Upon Realization That Any Fucking Idiot Can Be Lawyer https://trib.al/70Gfmni  #OurAnnualYear2018pic.twitter.com/YkdqFNoS0x

    11:55 am - 3 Jan 2019
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    • Murphy Eric Rupnow Karen Puckett Leah Dreves J Mark Neff Helpme, Esq. Kenil Shah Mitchell Meler
    81 replies . 2,011 retweets 7,842 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Same As The Old Chaff‏ @chaffXgrenade Jan 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Finally It's Area Man's time to shine

        1 reply . 3 retweets 53 likes
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      1. aa‏ @aamanatullah Jan 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/hPb3pqRDWo

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      1. New year, slightly new me‏ @sodafiend9000 Jan 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This really is supposed to be satire

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      1. New conversation
      2. Leglbegl‏ @Leglbegl Jan 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/h0c0OgVeG9

        1 reply . 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. 𝒯𝒽ℴ𝓂𝒶𝓈 𝒥ℯ𝒻𝒻ℯ𝓇𝓈ℴ𝓃  🇺🇸‏ @ThomasJefUnit99 Jan 3
        Replying to @Leglbegl @TheOnion @Popehat

        2019 is going to be LITT UP!pic.twitter.com/0hjURK36t1

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      1. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 Jan 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        BREAKING: Area Man Applies For Law Degree, Ends Up in the White House

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      2. Karen Burwash‏ @karen_burwash Jan 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As a lawyer this made me cry!!!!

        1 reply . 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Stephen F. Diamond‏ @StephenFDiamond Jan 3
        Replying to @karen_burwash @TheOnion

        As a law professor it made me smile.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Robert Lewis Jr ⁠‏ @IamRobertLewis Jan 3
        Replying to @TheOnion @La3_id

        OBJECTION? 👀 👨🏾‍💻

        1 reply . 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. GIR Loves Waffles!‏ @GIRsdoomsong Jan 3
        Replying to @IamRobertLewis @TheOnion

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      1. Kim “Individual-1” Lao  🇨🇦‏ @jaded_endive 22h22 hours ago
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Most of my wisdom comes from the Onion.

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      1. FactsMatter‏ @1998ngaitahu Jan 3
        Replying to @TheOnion @markfollman

        @Catweasel321

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Jan 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lots of Old Doddering Fools going into law school... They see what kind of money Guiliani is pulling in during what should be his mandated retirement and they think: “Hell I can do that kind of embarrassing service pre-Law School. I could eventually make it to the Supreme Court!”

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      1. Polina Koroleva‏ @PVo13 Jan 3
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      1. bookstax‏ @bookstax Jan 3
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This doesn't need to be an Onion piece. I seriously thought the exact thing. If these idiots can get through law school, I certainly can.

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      1. Lucky Dog Hot Sauce‏ @luckydoghot Jan 3
        Replying to @TheOnion @john_sipher

        Look at Onion, stepping up they game to compete with reality. 🔥

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      1. Rose Dewitt Bukatar‏ @Meshelaam Jan 3
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      1. Chris Edwards‏ @cbat5150 Jan 3
        Replying to @TheOnion @OscarNunezLA

        @FooFighter1010 This is correct.

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