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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Oct 10

    U.S. Citizens: ‘We Love When Thing Taste Like Other Thing’ https://trib.al/SZUvJkW pic.twitter.com/hXNHXJIlSb

    12:50 PM - 10 Oct 2018
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      2.  ♠AmberR 🌘se Griffis 🔮 👻‏ @WensdaiAddamns Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Oreo fucking lost it back when they decided to make the cookies & cream filled Cookie. They made an Oreo flavored Oreo.

        1 reply 1 retweet 53 likes
      3.  ♠AmberR 🌘se Griffis 🔮 👻‏ @WensdaiAddamns Oct 10
        Replying to @WensdaiAddamns @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Seriously, this annoys me. All Oreo did was add cookie crumbs into theor normal frosting, & the packaging got a new flavor name. Buy a package, & you paid them to put their old, broken cookies into your Oreo.

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      4. Christopher Reilly‏ @GTGreenhorn Oct 10
        Replying to @WensdaiAddamns @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        What broke me was when Doritos introduced a chip that tasted (supposedly, never tried it) like the Doritos Loco Taco they started selling at Taco Bell

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1.  🇺🇲 Gw 👻i L 🌐, MD  🇺🇲‏ @GwailoMD Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion-flavored onion is the least-ambitious crossover ever.

        0 replies 0 retweets 33 likes
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      2. Crimson Pixel‏ @Up_Throw_Rest Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @sheridactyls

        Japanese ppl love it too to be fair

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ Oct 10
        Replying to @Up_Throw_Rest @TheOnion @sheridactyls

        Green Tea flavored everything FTW!! 😃🍵

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. We Should Be Better Than This‏ @kerstetterjohn Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well that other thing is delicious

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Alienated M  🇨🇻‏ @alienated_m Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Coke and Pepsi taste alike but never heard someone snorting Pepsi

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Lego™ Kaiser Willhelm II‏ @LegoWillhelmII Oct 10
        Replying to @alienated_m @TheOnion

        Be the first to try!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Alienated M  🇨🇻‏ @alienated_m Oct 10
        Replying to @LegoWillhelmII

        pic.twitter.com/9xgmwuqVUr

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      1. Gray JeDIE ︽ 👻✵ 👻︽‏ @realGrayJedi Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/WYyFYFY9Kn

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      1. lilloween 🦇‏ @_lil_i_am Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @otherhoffman @YoLaFaygo 👀

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      1. amit kling‏ @mtklng Oct 10
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        @Old_PandaXXX @Sachback

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      1. Professor Plum with the Flint ™️ Lead Pipe‏ @malnaughty Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TRogerL I read this in your voice for some reason... thing

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      1. Awizom  🥶‏ @Awizomsound Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can't wait for potato flavored Kool-Aid.

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      1. boringfileclerk‏ @boringfileclerk Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I LOVE the new buffalo burger Oreos!

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      2. Daniel Garcia‏ @DanielxXxGarcia Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dafuq? There's pumpkin pie flavored yogurt?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. it's broken‏ @crunchnuts Oct 10
        Replying to @DanielxXxGarcia @TheOnion

        Tastes like shit, tried a Greek yougurt one

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Daniel Garcia‏ @DanielxXxGarcia Oct 10
        Replying to @crunchnuts @TheOnion

        Yeah but Greek yogurt is fucking garbage and everyone who likes it is lying.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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