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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Oct 10

    NFL Urges Pass Rushers To Try Reaching Peaceful Resolution With Quarterbacks Before Resorting To Tackling https://trib.al/DQbK4PE pic.twitter.com/Af0Fsiuwn3

    12:09 PM - 10 Oct 2018
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      1. John M.‏ @CalifInspector Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @TVGMike

        Perhaps a "tea for two" request, just before the hit

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      2.  👻I dont get the joke 🍊‏ @DontWooshMe Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wtf the left ruined football to

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. David Fleming‏ @dfleming1522 Oct 10
        Replying to @DontWooshMe @TheOnion

        I almost wooshed you. So close

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      2. Chris‏ @Christefur1 Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        American football to merge with international football. “Soccer” players will now wear helmets and pads in no contact matches. Onfield catering will focus on serving organic wine and non GMO products. Conflict resolution counselors will work with players and negotiate penalty

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Dick Murphy-Scott‏ @HoboSantaCruz Oct 10
        Replying to @Christefur1 @TheOnion

        Sounds boring. But there might be some massive fight action in the stands. Spectators will save the sport.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Chris‏ @Christefur1 Oct 10
        Replying to @HoboSantaCruz @TheOnion

        Genius! Stands Cage Fighting! British terrace boys versus Russian Hooligans, no rules! Genius

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      5. Dick Murphy-Scott‏ @HoboSantaCruz Oct 10
        Replying to @Christefur1 @TheOnion

        That sounds so epic.

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      1. Gregory J. Blindauer‏ @spockimnot Oct 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @TomMustin

        How about airbags....

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      1. Harvey Goldberg‏ @elrogg Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @AaronNagler

        No shouting and please share your juice box with those whose mothers forgot.

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      2. Dana Hoffman‏ @dhoff67 Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Any day now, they’ll be strapping on the flags.

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      1. Jack Sandler‏ @Jackscure Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @NFL took the best game in the world and put the biggest #morons in charge to ruin it. This is just 1 of so many pathetic rules they've implemented.

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      1. mysticknyght‏ @mysticknyght Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @Buncombian

        hahaha

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      1.  🐧‏ @LLSS1985 Oct 10
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        @zachkruse2 @theapcpod

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      1. pistrix‏ @pistrix Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Geneva Convention of the NFL. It's about time.

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      1. Alex Publius‏ @alex_publius Oct 10
        Replying to @ThWard81 @TheOnion @Ryan_J_Lewis

        A Michigan Man could sack you armed only with a sharp tongue and keen intellect.

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      2. Quincy Jones‏ @qjones52 Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @JShufelberger

        @NorCalAlex

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