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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Oct 10

    ExxonMobil CEO Depressed After Realizing Earth Could End Before They Finish Extracting All The Oil https://trib.al/NYSV3Qz pic.twitter.com/w5ewbcvrOx

    10:16 AM - 10 Oct 2018
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    • 6,082 Likes
    • Cathy Holt Cas Nix Ishe DUCKSLAPMAN Nico Johnson Rochelle Jackson Horrorkage Sama sauce ☠️ecomodern climate leviathan☠️
    56 replies 1,954 retweets 6,082 likes
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      2. Dream Cloud Productions‏ @Javinorr527 Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        First World Problems

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
      3. Francis Cunningham‏ @cunningfrank Oct 10
        Replying to @Javinorr527 @TheOnion

        Only world problems

        0 replies 0 retweets 35 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. me‏ @GlenBrown15 Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/tZn79cGGst

        0 replies 2 retweets 13 likes
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      1. B S‏ @BASabbar Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's clearly not being working hard enough getting it all out, he has no one to blame but himself for being such a failure in life

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      2. 𝕾𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖉‏ @0_Sacchidanand Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It sucks.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Jonas King‏ @jonas_king Oct 10
        Replying to @0_Sacchidanand @TheOnion

        Drills mostly...

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Mambo‏ @not_that_mambo Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        oil?pic.twitter.com/u5ae38bkQp

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      2. Ali Greig‏ @AliGreig18 Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ghostsInMyBlood

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. GhostBearington‏ @ghostsInMyBlood Oct 10
        Replying to @AliGreig18 @TheOnion

        Better build a bigger drill

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Sean‏ @backpackerSO Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, if the world ends... At least he'll be rich, right? At least that prospect should give him some comfort.

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      1. Mia‏ @dukeblueblood Oct 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's supposed to be satire, but....

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      1. Vanessa‏ @VanesaVista Oct 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They will drill till the last drop of oil. Even if the world is colapsing. Buy Teslas and other EV and get power over the corporations and their profits!

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      1. ayonso‏ @the_ayonso Oct 11
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        This is the most surreal thing ever ... better discuss climate change with the wall right next to you, it will show more understanding of the subject....

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      1. Sarah K‏ @mordantkitten Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Reminds me of a local talk show host who thinks the solution to forest fires is to cut down all the trees preemptively.

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      1. Da Az‏ @Daaz40a Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @Planoltom

        😆😆😆😆😆 this can't be onion, truth

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      1. Terence‏ @vanriesenroof Oct 10
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        We can’t let this happen!

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      1. pistrix‏ @pistrix Oct 10
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        The day after he won't care.

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