@Febreze_Fresh Please consider doing this for real
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I was wishing I had this about five minutes ago when I walked into the office bathroom as one of my colleagues unleashed a cacophony of bowl shaking farts followed audibly by a torrent of shit. Does febreze have a product that can wipe my memory?
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Must have for Fake Ron Wash!
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I invented this in 2014, clearly Febreeze stole my idea and owes me royalties, I'll be seeing them in court:https://twitter.com/RealFakeSamuel/status/433663296386772992 …
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So I showed this to one of my friends and she looked up at me with sympathy and said: "Carlos, thats one of those fake news accounts"..... Ok first of all WHAT
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THAT WAS ME CARLOS
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YES THAT WAS
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Why is this not an actual thing?
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Like the wife moaning about the toilet seat?


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Yes. This is what I needed
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does it come in personal size?
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genius
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What's wrong with just a loud cough??!!
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The hell I looked at the website and I couldn't find this, stop with the fake news
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