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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Oct 10

    Febreze Releases New Air Horn For Covering Up Unpleasant Bathroom Sounds https://trib.al/GgJHLc2 pic.twitter.com/rP46bcovZ7

    9:45 AM - 10 Oct 2018
    • 786 Retweets
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    • o Kjersten Welter chitrusttree Punkin Spies Christy Tucker Y.tim.K. Riley's Reads Fairwaydoug Y🎃ss•I should watch more scary movies
    43 replies 786 retweets 3,495 likes
      1. Nadeshiko Fanboy‏ @DatJocab Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Febreze_Fresh Please consider doing this for real

        0 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
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      2. John Paul Brunetta‏ @jpb103 Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I was wishing I had this about five minutes ago when I walked into the office bathroom as one of my colleagues unleashed a cacophony of bowl shaking farts followed audibly by a torrent of shit. Does febreze have a product that can wipe my memory?

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Gabe‏ @925mlbfan Oct 10
        Replying to @jpb103 @TheOnion

        @fakeronwash38

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. FakeRonWash  ⚾ 🚬 🍺‏ @fakeronwash38 Oct 10
        Replying to @925mlbfan @jpb103 @TheOnion

        Must have for Fake Ron Wash!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Sam Voigt‏ @RealFakeSamuel Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sam Voigt Retweeted Sam Voigt

        I invented this in 2014, clearly Febreeze stole my idea and owes me royalties, I'll be seeing them in court:https://twitter.com/RealFakeSamuel/status/433663296386772992 …

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        Sam Voigt @RealFakeSamuel
        @Febreze_Fresh Product Idea: Febreeze Airhorn: blow the Febreeze Airhorn to neutralize odor and cover up bathroom noise! #genius
        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. K8‏ @lawandordah Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @KellyannePolls

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      2. Carlos Balazs‏ @SSzalab_3712 Oct 12
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So I showed this to one of my friends and she looked up at me with sympathy and said: "Carlos, thats one of those fake news accounts"..... Ok first of all WHAT

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. kat‏ @kat_obe Oct 12
        Replying to @SSzalab_3712 @TheOnion

        THAT WAS ME CARLOS

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Carlos Balazs‏ @SSzalab_3712 Oct 12
        Replying to @kat_obe @TheOnion

        YES THAT WAS

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. The_innkeeper‏ @keeper_of_inns Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why is this not an actual thing?

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Darren Simpson‏ @dakka69 Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @almurray

        Like the wife moaning about the toilet seat?😀😉😋

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      1. kyu‏ @rosemilkjpg Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes. This is what I needed

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      1. Random Probs‏ @whiteteethprobz Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dying

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      1. Michele‏ @Auntmickawicka Oct 10
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        does it come in personal size?

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      1. mdfazende‏ @mdfazende Oct 10
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        genius

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      1. bigolo187‏ @bigolo187 Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What's wrong with just a loud cough??!!

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      2.  👻I dont get the joke 🍊‏ @DontWooshMe Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The hell I looked at the website and I couldn't find this, stop with the fake news

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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