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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Oct 10

    Taylor Swift Breaks Silence On Politics To Support Democrats https://trib.al/T4mE8EE  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/kh0navaSk6

    9:14 AM - 10 Oct 2018
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      2. Jeff  🎸 🎼 🐾 🎃 🌊‏ @MusicForLife61 Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yup.. vote.. because it matters.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Fillmore W. Millbrook‏ @fwMillbrook Oct 10
        Replying to @MusicForLife61 @TheOnion

        sadly it doesn't.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Jeff  🎸 🎼 🐾 🎃 🌊‏ @MusicForLife61 Oct 10
        Replying to @fwMillbrook @TheOnion

        It does.. but don't and keep in mind. If you don't vote you lose your right to bitch later.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Fillmore W. Millbrook‏ @fwMillbrook Oct 10
        Replying to @MusicForLife61 @TheOnion

        everyone can bitch whenever they want. until there's someone to vote for in the first place there's no reason to vote.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Jeff  🎸 🎼 🐾 🎃 🌊‏ @MusicForLife61 Oct 10
        Replying to @fwMillbrook @TheOnion

        There's always a reason to vote and again. If you don't vote,, don't bitch,

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. Fillmore W. Millbrook‏ @fwMillbrook Oct 10
        Replying to @MusicForLife61 @TheOnion

        i'm not a faith based person so i won't vote and i'll bitch whenever i feel like it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. Jeff  🎸 🎼 🐾 🎃 🌊‏ @MusicForLife61 Oct 10
        Replying to @fwMillbrook @TheOnion

        I'm not either but I still vote every chance I get. As for you.. well it's sad that you're wasting your right to vote, Tell me, why don't you vote? Lazy?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      9. Fillmore W. Millbrook‏ @fwMillbrook Oct 10
        Replying to @MusicForLife61 @TheOnion

        there's no one to vote for. repubs are crazy and dems are bought off.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. stevodarkly‏ @stevodarkly Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/5xekL0Zhne

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      1. Thicky Ricardo‏ @MsSmartie2u Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Interesting job he’s got there...pic.twitter.com/zMvKbwBtbB

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      2. Jazz‏ @Jazz_Lalli Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pls vote

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Jake‏ @jakevurp Oct 10
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        dog exterminator😂😂😭

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      1. Avneesh Chandra‏ @AvneeshChandra Oct 10
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        pic.twitter.com/k798r0uqHm

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      2. LOL‏ @OuchPage Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don’t think absolutely anyone is shocked.

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      1. Hodlo Baggins‏ @HodloBaggins Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @almostjingo

        Oh neat a celebrity opinionpic.twitter.com/4cZk3EwCgF

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      1. 𝕯𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖊 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖊‏ @Pink_Pebbles Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @Serafinos

        If these celebrities are this upset now.. wait until 2020 ..

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      1. Debbie Farren‏ @DebbieFarren1 Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        love it!

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