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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Oct 10

    ‘Can Anyone Hear Me?’ Shout Terrified Climate Scientists Frantically Waving Arms As Passerbys Walk Straight Through Them https://trib.al/yAAmp7m pic.twitter.com/Fw8VxNHBpO

    8:41 AM - 10 Oct 2018
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    118 replies 10,061 retweets 26,870 likes
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      2. psybreeze‏ @psybreeze Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @konjak

        I'm the ghost of past climate changes!pic.twitter.com/rjzdJ0ioNH

        1 reply 1 retweet 77 likes
      3. autvisum‏ @autvisum Oct 10
        Replying to @psybreeze @TheOnion @konjak

        What’s even scarier is the ghotsts of climate change present and future 😳

        2 replies 1 retweet 82 likes
      4. autvisum‏ @autvisum Oct 10
        Replying to @autvisum @psybreeze and

        Woah didn’t realize how grievously I misspelled “ghosts”

        1 reply 0 retweets 52 likes
      5. Biddeo Hoejima‏ @Luvina_things Oct 10
        Replying to @autvisum

        you definitely made up for it by referring to it as "grievously misspelled"

        1 reply 0 retweets 53 likes
      6. autvisum‏ @autvisum Oct 10
        Replying to @Luvina_things

        Aw shucks 😊

        0 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. "Jeff"‏ @jeffdevries Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Passers-by. >:(

        5 replies 1 retweet 66 likes
      3. "Jeff"‏ @jeffdevries Oct 10
        Replying to @jeffdevries @TheOnion

        Local Man Is Pedantic A-Hole

        2 replies 1 retweet 39 likes
      4. danasa arsad‏ @Danasaarsad Oct 10
        Replying to @jeffdevries @TheOnion

        I laughed harder at this than the onion article

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Bob D‏ @bobathon Oct 10
        Replying to @Danasaarsad @jeffdevries @TheOnion

        the onion article isn't exactly funny... a bit too real...

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. Not_All_There‏ @heinebear Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It really sad when The Onion is the true voice of reason.

        0 replies 2 retweets 53 likes
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      2. Telytubisavalas‏ @Telytubisavalas Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think I have been telling people for years, the Earth is going to be just fine, it has a way of sorting out things. Humans on the earth however, may be one of those things that gets sorted out, emphases on the out.

        2 replies 1 retweet 56 likes
      3. Marty Henderson‏ @Homebacon1 Oct 10
        Replying to @Telytubisavalas @TheOnion

        George Carlin said it in the 80s

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. me‏ @GlenBrown15 Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The cold shoulder is now on the endangered species list.

        0 replies 1 retweet 53 likes
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      2. MaryCade Mandus‏ @MarycademMandus Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Unfortunately more Truth than Onion. All of us who are aware know how helpless and frustrated Cassandra felt.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. The Ghost of Hipster Sasquatch  🖕ಠ_ಠ 🤘‏ @Gr8SageEqlofHvn Oct 10
        Replying to @MarycademMandus @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        No sharper satire than the truth.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Lisa‏ @JezebelNC Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Clean beautiful coal"

        1 reply 0 retweets 53 likes
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      1. colleen swiggum‏ @Swiggster Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        can we get politicians to read the onion and take it seriously? It might be the only way to save ourselves.

        0 replies 1 retweet 22 likes
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      1. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “I see dead ecosystems!!!”

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