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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Oct 10

    EPA To Drop 'E,' 'P' From Name https://trib.al/qET26GU pic.twitter.com/9RRrBL83ty

    6:44 AM - 10 Oct 2018
    • 1,197 Retweets
    • 4,762 Likes
    • Julie Kopp Quynine but spooky Emma morgan™ 🎃💀👻 Jake Spiffer Lasting tropicalmike Russell Rosenblatt Ian Scholl
    31 replies 1,197 retweets 4,762 likes
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      2. Tom‏ @tombrechet Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This could have been an official announcement, not an Onion-tweet. Way too close to reality

        1 reply 1 retweet 11 likes
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      1. Andy W‏ @WyoBronco Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/uyaFaJuh13

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ‘P’ now stands for pollution.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2.  🌲 🌲 🌲 🌲 🌲 🌲‏ @VEVOcirants Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Breaking: Person Thinks They're Original and Funny Because They Said Onion's Satire Similar to Reality

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Vedgy‏ @VedgyB Oct 10
        Replying to @VEVOcirants @TheOnion

        I think this every time I read the comments.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Melissa L. A.‏ @melissa__lerma Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/uPU783aGtr

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      1. Mina Rantisi‏ @mrantisim Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Its funny, because its true, this time. True and sad.

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      2. thomas riker‏ @tsriker223 Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It must be hell, knowing that your hilarious and maddening ideas will be Republican policy two weeks from now!

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
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      4. thomas riker‏ @tsriker223 Oct 10
        Replying to @pennydebacco @TheOnion

        You ass, my personal problems have nothing to do with my tweet _sympathizing_ with the Onion, since it's hard to sarcastic when the Republicans are so actively evil. Maybe I made my point badly, but you're punching down. Bravo.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. gloria‏ @pennydebacco Oct 10
        Replying to @tsriker223 @TheOnion

        Your point makes no sense at all.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. thomas riker‏ @tsriker223 Oct 10
        Replying to @pennydebacco @TheOnion

        Try this - Onion posts crazy idea that Trump admin will eliminate the two most important aspects of the EPA. My take, - it's sad, because as funny as is to imagine that crazy idea, Trump is so nuts and radical that his Admin will probably do that very thing. Clear?

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Laina‏ @LaineySH Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

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      2. SSSpook‏ @SSEmeryBird Oct 10
        Replying to @JuliaBeggs @TheOnion

        It isn't 1996. We use Photoshop.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Vote Nov 6, yeah they sent us donuts‏ @BobSmith4152 Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dammit Dunkin, see what you started?pic.twitter.com/8mekqYyzKb

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      1. Dan Murray‏ @ffohdan Oct 11
        Replying to @TheOnion @MarkMorris39

        ...and no one will notice!

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      1. Ryan Windeler‏ @ryanwindeler Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And the "new" USMCA trade agreement will now simply be called US.

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      1. Uruguayo 🇺🇾noAmericano‏ @graftonfriday Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        USA! USA!

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