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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Oct 10

    Teacher Who Dedicates Life To Students Total Fucking Bitch https://trib.al/iHfQcNC pic.twitter.com/rXVHSJ7e3t

    5:57 AM - 10 Oct 2018
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    • Scott Leis Kelsey Kupferer It's Not My Fault Xavier Roberts tom Gwendolyn Kuhn Joe zapata 👻⚰️🦀Taija Snelgrave🦀⚰️👻 E
    16 replies 261 retweets 2,204 likes
      1. Jeri Henson Dies‏ @BionicBlonde Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And she will oversee the demise of all that is Trump if we still have a country which believes in the Rule of Law.pic.twitter.com/Mv2JG7AAAL

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      2. PEDRO CHAO 晁‏ @PedroDavid_CHAO Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        she put both nicole and penelope in the naughty corner for having some harmless fun at the train station #FelizMiércolespic.twitter.com/Dbbkf9eEq5

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Md.masud rana‏ @Mdmasud40876090 Oct 10
        Replying to @PedroDavid_CHAO @TheOnion

        This a Work very Bad ???pic.twitter.com/pPjERGy6JV

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Md.masud rana‏ @Mdmasud40876090 2h2 hours ago
        Replying to @Mdmasud40876090 @PedroDavid_CHAO @TheOnion

        Thank You ???

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      2. sailor goon‏ @nataliad0e_ Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TropicanaMaia

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      3. juicy juice‏ @TropicanaMaia Oct 10
        Replying to @nataliad0e_ @TheOnion

        Lmfaoo boy the accuracy. Wow.

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      2. feverandfuss‏ @feverandfuss Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @KateLechler 🤣

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      3. DecapiKate Lechler‏ @KateLechler Oct 10
        Replying to @feverandfuss @TheOnion

        RUDE

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      2. Wrought‏ @Wroughtornot Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        onion it's ten in the morning please don't go this hard

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Brad Dittner‏ @realbraddittner Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .... said Scott Walker.

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      2. Yvng Shit‏ @_iorveth_ Oct 10
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        @RageAwakened

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      3. Spiderpoli‏ @RageAwakened Oct 10
        Replying to @_iorveth_ @TheOnion

        Me.myself

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      2. lucielocket51‏ @HorsnellLucie Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And these little sh-ts are the future of our Country! Heaven help us all!

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      3. Da EMENENCE1‏ @daemenence1 Oct 19
        Replying to @HorsnellLucie @TheOnion

        Well we know what coming ..more Trump and if we not careful,more Obama type brothers.,who allowed the police to continue to kill our children.

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      1. skulldruggery‏ @ozjwheeler Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In 8th grade, the male teachers who showed to work hungover and didn't give a shit weren't super popular and really cool, they were kind of laughingstocks. No one was safe from our hatred and mockery. We respected the ones who were sharp and had good fashion sense

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      1. @itsLifeorDeathBeLife‏ @BertHalbersma Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #ashs :'(

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      1. Chris Hutchinson‏ @chrishutch31 Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ha, coincidence! Not 10 minutes ago after reminiscing about some of my teachers I came across this: https://www.ratemyteachers.com/northampton-area-high-school/17005-s …. Some reviews were good but I was thinking how are you going to ask kids to rate their teachers, how helpful is that.

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