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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Oct 10

    New Census Study Finds That 40% Of U.S. Population Is Filler https://trib.al/2EJwKKR pic.twitter.com/qamOCbtTcl

    5:10 AM - 10 Oct 2018
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    29 replies 266 retweets 1,638 likes
      1. William "Truck Nuts" Sherman‏ @shermansnecktie Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hmm matches Trump's approval rating. Checks out

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      1. Drew‏ @ClochFear Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Literal NPCs

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      2. Emily Wood‏ @notemilywood Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @gollzzz only 40%?

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      3. molly‏ @gollzzz Oct 10
        Replying to @notemilywood @TheOnion

        id give it around 65

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      4. josh paperwork‏ @mouse_trapernik Oct 10
        Replying to @gollzzz @notemilywood @TheOnion

        im filler ;)

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      1. Arthur J. Stansbury‏ @a_j_stansbury Oct 10
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        Coincidently the same percentage as those who approve of trump

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      1. HONKYCONG‏ @HONKYCONG Oct 10
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        That's got to be more than 40% surely?pic.twitter.com/BpDHyaB2BX

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      1. Sean Hartlieb‏ @sean_hartlieb Oct 10
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        Nice way of subliminally suggesting a call for depopulation.

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      1. Citizen of Humanity‏ @PrinceMornStar Oct 10
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        See I was the hero all along.pic.twitter.com/hGun0NwtAZ

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      1. Atheist Jesus‏ @truathiestjesus Oct 10
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        They took our jobs!!pic.twitter.com/HQrDmk6ht4

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      1. Dan Man‏ @INTHEL00P Oct 10
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        Only 40? 🤨

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      1. David Castelo‏ @drcastelo Oct 10
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        I’m filler garbage

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      1. Joanne von Spanien‏ @NomadJoanne Oct 10
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        I'd think it'd be more like 98% are filler.

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      1. Sherlock Apustaja‏ @pepoHmm Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *38%

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Oct 10
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        This Census Puzzles a lot of people.

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Oct 10
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        Soylent Green, great film, lol

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      1. Jeffrey‏ @Jeffrey_reads Oct 10
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        I would've guessed 85-90%.

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      1. Mhurgle (Zappa d'Killa-Kloon)‏ @mhurgle Oct 10
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        "Sorry Tim, but you're a filler character. You were bought at Walmart."

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      1. pistrix‏ @pistrix Oct 10
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        I prefer stuffing, thank you.

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      1. We Gonna Be Alright‏ @RobFromSac Oct 10
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        Ask yourself when you look in mirror, are you the carne asada or the rice?

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