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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Oct 9

    Robert De Niro Stunned To Learn Of Man Who Can Quote ‘Goodfellas’ https://trib.al/7yfOJfH pic.twitter.com/zYwXy0dy4k

    7:00 PM - 9 Oct 2018
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    • James & Antony Christian O'Brien🌲 Sierra Rold 🦇 Moon-and-Star Riley Forth Emma Filardo sa💤ia 👻 locked in spooky hell 💀 Carmen Crossman
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      1. Ben Williams‏ @BWilliams1901 Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Favourite Sopranos, Goodfellas, cross over line: " YOU SHOT MY FOOT" Response: "It happens"

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      1. Official Trapt‏ @AbsoluteEunuch Oct 9
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        Hey, take the canoli, I’m walkin here! Pieca pizza! Love that movie.

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      1. dog1dad1‏ @tpdineen Oct 9
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        Go get your shine box

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      1. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Oct 9
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      1. Angry Moderate 2020‏ @PaulWartenberg Oct 9
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        Goodfellas fans: "You might know who we are, but we know who you are. Understand?" DeNiro (wary): "Yeah."

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      1. Ben Williams‏ @BWilliams1901 Oct 9
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        It was revenge for Batts

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      1. Dick Murphy-Scott‏ @HoboSantaCruz Oct 9
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        What's next? People who can't remember Bible verse?

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      1. Erik‏ @LeifErikson83 Oct 9
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        @C_Kilinski11 @ryan_gille

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      1. Jason Mccormack‏ @TigerMcC874 Oct 10
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        It insulted him “a little bit”

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Oct 9
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        “Rats1. He was a rat.. He came from a family of rats!!”

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      1. Blast #TheExpanseLives Hardcheese‏ @i_obey_slim Oct 9
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        "Witnesses confirmed that De Niro, who played gangster Jimmy Conway in the movie, refused to continue with the filming of HBO’s upcoming Bernie Madoff biopic, The Wizard Of Lies, until the gifted man could be brought before the actor to demonstrate his singular ability" 😆🤣

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      1. Christien Murawski‏ @dingus_X Oct 9
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        Loves It When 'Midnight Run' Fans Asked If He's Had Sex With A Chicken Yet

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      1. azurelime.com ®️‏ @azure_lime Oct 10
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        Robert De Niro, movie studio, video editinghttps://twitter.com/azure_lime/status/1050156557927936000 …

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        The new Ashampoo Movie Studio 2 is your magic weapon for video creation, editing and conversion. You decide whether you want to edit videos without frills in simple mode or access all features in expert mode https://azurelime.com/movie  pic.twitter.com/tDn69JNqs6
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      1. Lawrence Kulin‏ @theLKat Oct 10
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        De Niro will also be stunned 2 learn that a multitude of people will never again pay to see him, or any movie he is in, or any part of it’s production. And yes, it is because of his stupid, ignorant, horrible, vulgarity laden, displays of HATRED TOWARD DJT, OUR POTUS. He’s WACKO!

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      1. Chelsea‏ @chelsea12307461 Oct 10
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        Make that coffee to go

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      1. jeremy foley‏ @jeronimo26 Oct 10
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      1. Adam Smithee‏ @TheAdamSmithee Oct 10
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        @SmitheeBen 😂

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Oct 10
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        Robert De Niro makes me thirsty.pic.twitter.com/AX3ums9eOo

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