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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Oct 9

    U.N. Reports Says Humanity Has 12 Years To Avert Climate-Related Catastrophe https://trib.al/ZgXScT0  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/jUOtxUlGez

    2:50 PM - 9 Oct 2018
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    • ᴷᵃᶦᵉᶠˢᵉᵉ prl stine Pierre-Simon Laplace Eric True ok this is my Halloween name 𝕹𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖘 𝕲𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓 Water From Air Kaemon watada Candycoop Mira
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      1. pistrix‏ @pistrix Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        12? Oh we can so cut that time down easily.

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      1. spooky snake‏ @Apepsnake Oct 9
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        wasn't onion a satire news site

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      2. Ralph Bestic‏ @ralphbestic Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        David Bowie said it was Five Years..... in 1971.

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      1. Gary M Weiby‏ @GWeiby Oct 10
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        Does “catastrophe” mean it will be warmer? Count me in!

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      1.  🎃 🇹🇩בקשי 🇹🇩 🎃‏ @bakshitheamiti Oct 10
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        חחחח תראו את קרין באמצא בת זונה

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      1. Anthony Lee, Voice Actor‏ @AnthonyLeeVoice Oct 9
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        I imagine a comment left out of this edition of American Voices: "Oh s***, we're f*****d!" 🙂

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Oct 9
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        Or just 11 years if you take up Uncle Ernie on his “Just pull my finger” offer....

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      1. Red Maple‏ @StraitofGeorgia Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Welcome to the place lots of sciency people do a lot of unsciency speculating. And given the UN’s stellar record so far in fixing every other broken situation on planet earth, we all have a lot of faith that they really nailed this one too.

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      1. Al Mariande‏ @mariandet Oct 9
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        This sounds like the B.S. spouted by Al Gore 10 years ago.

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      1. Bill Braski‏ @BillBraski5 Oct 9
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        I’m entirely ready to hear we’re already doomed or can be saved, but the idea that putting a precise deadline on it is any more than an attempt to gain the attention of the cow-like general public they have clear disdain for is preposterous. It’s a cheap, attention-grabbing stunt

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      1. Jack Dole‏ @TheNorseGodTyr Oct 9
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        Great! That means we have eleven years before we have to start.

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      1. Mike‏ @mike_maric Oct 9
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        The depleted ozone layer will kill us first.

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      1. Karl Sanders‏ @RealSjarel Oct 9
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        Big improvement! In the 70 ties we only had 10 years!

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      1.  💔 🥞heartbreak pancake 🥞 💔‏ @schneidcomment Oct 9
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        oy vey

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      1. Dellenite‏ @dellenite1313 Oct 9
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        A good 12 years to pollute the shit out of the earth, don’t miss your chance

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Really and truly thinking about where in the world I would move my family, kids, grandkids to survive the longest and best that we could. Canada maybe not an option as Americans flood north.

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