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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Oct 9

    Banksy Hospitalized With Third Degree Burns After Attempting To Cash Self-Destructing Check https://trib.al/DhvVZrP pic.twitter.com/T5puOIarJb

    2:22 PM - 9 Oct 2018
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      1. Porkchop Expressions‏ @miiightbeurdad Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Banksy was wearing a fire suppression system at the time in anticipation of this kind of thing (given that he's a genius) but unfortunately he had placed a self-destruct device in that too

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      2. Eric @Matt 🔵‏ @Saiyin40 Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @nephsies SO GOOD

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      3. zombae‏ @nephsies Oct 9
        Replying to @Saiyin40 @TheOnion

        HAHAHAHAHA

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      1. Damianev‏ @Damianev_ Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love you silly Onion

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      1. Niraj Sanghvi‽‏ @nirajsanghvi Oct 9
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        Worst self-destructing check ever...it's fully intact!

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      1. Jess J. Behrens‏ @glibly_jjb Oct 9
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        I don't have a response, I can only laugh at how perfect this one is.

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      1. Tnetennba‏ @Tw4ter Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Most amusing. But on a more serious note - given that Banksy's works are mildly amusing why is he considered an artist and not a cartoonist?

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      1. YES ON 10, YES ON G (SD)‏ @Aztec4Life13 Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @Sammy_Roth

        The human torch was denied a bank loan today

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      1. Eniola Bolarin‏ @ebolarin Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Yusuf‏ @cartoongrump Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        man i got really excited for a second

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      1. i used to remember‏ @meltedmemory Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        oooo solid burn!

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      1. Erica‏ @foistedallegory Oct 9
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        LOL! Now this is what I call art. ❤️@TheOnion

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      1. D&DM‏ @S_C_Coetzee Oct 9
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        Truly hot of the presses. Always Dependable. @TheOnion never fails to deliver.

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      1. muffkin‏ @muffkin7 Oct 10
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        Brilliant!

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      1. Stan Koehn‏ @KoehnStanley Oct 9
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        I hope no woman tries to have his baby.

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      1. skulldruggery‏ @ozjwheeler Oct 9
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        A mild burn, from one PR artist to another.

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      1. Carolyn from Maryland‏ @carolyn_from Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ouch!

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      1. Eh Wall‏ @WJadam024 Oct 9
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        will never be identified

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