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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Oct 9

    Taylor Swift Inspires 200 Million Fans To Register To Vote In Tennessee https://trib.al/t2x4IG1 pic.twitter.com/iq9cR4j3sM

    1:30 PM - 9 Oct 2018
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    • James Greene DUCKSLAPMAN ᴷᵃᶦᵉᶠˢᵉᵉ Tony O’Lantern (1/1024th 🎃)🇭🇷🇯🇪 shelby Michelle Fox Someone Jeanette Whiting Fannie Delavelle
    179 replies 606 retweets 4,788 likes
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      2. jag‏ @jag523 Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        200 million voters in Tennessee??? 🤔🤔

        5 replies 1 retweet 39 likes
      3. Donya Ren‏ @_donya_ren_ Oct 9
        Replying to @jag523 @TheOnion

        I don’t think you understand what The Onion is.

        3 replies 0 retweets 94 likes
      4. TrishaNotARealFarmer‏ @TrishFarmer Oct 9
        Replying to @_donya_ren_ @jag523 @TheOnion

        Onionpic.twitter.com/W3O0JP0K9N

        0 replies 2 retweets 16 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Brian Killen‏ @Bkillen20 Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She does not have 200 million fans in Tennessee, check again lmao

        10 replies 1 retweet 20 likes
      3. S Williams‏ @WWTDD676 Oct 9
        Replying to @Bkillen20

        pic.twitter.com/oAV60ZUwhR

        0 replies 0 retweets 92 likes
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      2. THEBCHOMEHUNTERGROUP‏ @BCHOMEHUNTER Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sad but true and add Canada to the equation folks.pic.twitter.com/7WOWwZ5Oax

        2 replies 4 retweets 17 likes
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      2. Tim Hare‏ @Hare2Serve Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In Tennessee you have to divide by 3/5

        5 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
      3. Will Hoffman‏ @USB3pt0 Oct 9
        Replying to @Hare2Serve @TheOnion

        Underrated tweet right here.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Momo D. Buddie Hooligan‏ @SatisfiedLyric8 Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I didn't know Tennessee had 2/3 of the whole population. Ho do y'all get around? 😂😂😂

        2 replies 2 retweets 13 likes
      3. DJ_Church‏ @DJChurchTwitch Oct 9
        Replying to @SatisfiedLyric8 @TheOnion

        Wooosh

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Bob Guiliano‏ @BobGuiliano Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She can get elected president as a write-in candidate just by asking her fans.

        2 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
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      1. Cruadin‏ @cruadin Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So ... if the current polling holds true, that means #MarshaBlackburn will now win by 16,000,000 votes.

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Simon‏ @restrepo_simon Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Only 200 million?

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. |ҽ|‏ @rreputaylor Oct 9
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        That’s it?pic.twitter.com/vf1J8Nx6cD

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      2. Niraj‏ @uscaero Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You know there’s gonna be a presidential panel investigating voter fraud due to this tweet, right?

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. Vlynx‏ @vlxyt Oct 9
        Replying to @uscaero @TheOnion

        Ice cold take

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Oct 9
        Replying to @vlxyt @uscaero @TheOnion

        By that argument wouldn't Trump's claim that 3 million people voted in the 2016 election (which he stated without any proof) and is the basis for the above snark be the same?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Niraj‏ @uscaero Oct 9
        Replying to @ViewtfulHero @vlxyt @TheOnion

        Correct, because now, the Onion IS real life!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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