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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Oct 9

    Zangief Blasted For Disrespectful Celebration After Fight In Spain https://trib.al/DqY4c1m pic.twitter.com/admtxyLnyl

    11:30 AM - 9 Oct 2018
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    • あいりーん guacamole bandito 🥑 flah860 Christian Allen abbyween Eva Donovan Squeeb Mengos sgt.Mango Garcia
    23 replies 656 retweets 2,403 likes
      1. Tosca Jayus‏ @Rannulbh Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/1WuYYuki05

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      2. Joey‏ @jneumann522 Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @JeremyWGR

        Zangief was the worst Street Fighter

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Robert Pierce‏ @piercetheplanet Oct 9
        Replying to @jneumann522 @TheOnion @JeremyWGR

        Just because you couldn't spinning piledriver doesn't make him bad.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Joey‏ @jneumann522 Oct 9
        Replying to @piercetheplanet @TheOnion @JeremyWGR

        Wasn’t even that, too big.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Anthony Lee, Voice Actor‏ @AnthonyLeeVoice Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Meanwhile... - Chun-Li accuses Ryu of sexual assault - E. Honda looks idiotic as a spokesman for a namesake car maker - Blanka blasts people calling him "green freak" - Ken meets Barbie - Guile is promoted to general - Balrog loses to Floyd Mayweather Anything else I missed? 😂

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
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      1. Nathan Rodriguez‏ @ParagHatzNate Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Vega should have kept his mouth shut about Zangief's father, his religion and the fact that he had a small part in Wreck It Ralph.

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      1. David Franco‏ @Lamescrnm Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Zangief smesh!

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      2. Marcus MilBOOOO!urn‏ @omen121 Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @zuroph @sourceie @jasonjdilson

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      1. Kenneth the Menace‏ @MenacingKenneth Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's been doing it for decades. Enough is enough, Zangief.

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      1. Imran Rahim‏ @imran_rahim Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @or997

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      1. Phil McKraken‏ @phil_mckraken Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Has Zangief been drug tested yet? He is Russian, after all.

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      1. MMA Addicted‏ @DaMMACorner Oct 10
        Replying to @TheOnion @jimmysmithmma

        Why it always takes me so long to realize this is the onion 😂😂

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      1. Batsy Cline‏ @BatsyCline Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hahahahahaha hahaha haha

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      1. yungfoxmain  ☄️キグナス ☄️ - New Eye’s Search‏ @VVideoneon Oct 9
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        Wtf

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      1. Prince of Danmark‏ @thedanbusa Oct 9
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        @NickEverlith

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      1. S'moretex‏ @ResistAlways Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Crooked media trying to force a beautiful patriot to go home and be a family man because of a hoax. Sad!

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      1. Harry Pujols‏ @harrypujols Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That was news in 1994.

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