Omg I’m dying ....ha ha ha....get it?!?!?
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As long as the Carpet matches the Drapes
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Same.
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She turned Red before she Blacked-out...
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Local Bald Man Laughs at Irony
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OMG!!!!!
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Haha I feel seen.
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Why is this a headline? Who cares about dying hair?
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Who are you again? Never mind. I don’t care.
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Killing me softly with Clairol
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Next day's headline: Attention-Starved Narcissist Almost Follows Through With Vaguely Alluded-To Suicide, But Chickens Out At Last Minute.
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Or slit my wrist watch off...
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Depends on the colour, texture and smell
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