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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Oct 9

    Nation Not Sure How Many Ex-Trump Staffers It Can Safely Reabsorb https://trib.al/ihTLjyG pic.twitter.com/SDSiWRfcdP

    9:08 AM - 9 Oct 2018
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    36 replies 352 retweets 1,575 likes
      1. Matthew L‏ @Blethigg Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They're not sending their best.

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      1. JeffyK‏ @JeffK327 Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't they all have jobs waiting for them at Fox news.

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      1. B S‏ @BASabbar Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is there a refugee resettlement style program available to them?

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      1. Ethan CJ‏ @ethancjensen Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The prison system is taking most of them.

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      2. Gregarious Rex‏ @Gvolz89 Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hear there are nice camps we could throw them in. It'll be like Summer Camp.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Omar Lloyd‏ @lloyd_omar Oct 9
        Replying to @Gvolz89 @TheOnion

        Take the children out of the tent cities and put these clowns in there.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. johnclose‏ @oldnavysteamer Oct 9
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        pic.twitter.com/HSDesbBEFv

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      1. William Rory Coker‏ @CokerRory Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        BUILD A WALL

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      2. Parry‏ @parrostroika Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey Onion - Get @waltshaub off your graphic, the dude is an Ethics Avenger.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. george heibel‏ @GeorgeEHeibel Oct 9
        Replying to @parrostroika @TheOnion @waltshaub

        thank you for this

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Parry‏ @parrostroika Oct 9
        Replying to @GeorgeEHeibel @TheOnion @waltshaub

        You got it. He's a superb human being and doesn't deserve even a joke-connection to those heathens.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Neal Cox‏ @nac71700 Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We need extreme vetting for them.

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      2. dogismycopilot  🔴 🥦‏ @BiffDoug Oct 9
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        pic.twitter.com/9p40Oscbw2

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      2. Perfecto Competente‏ @DotardJTruth Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        why is walt schaub in this mosaic?

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Times New American‏ @timesnewmerican Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We need a ban until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

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      1. Mike Botha‏ @muddy_cat Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        we need re-educated camps.

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      2. iTzNikkitty  🏳️‍🌈‏ @ItzAwesomes4uce Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Could we get some mandatory minimums for being a trump staffer instead of marijuiana possession? Seems like a much more serious crime if you ask me.

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