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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Oct 9

    Simple Joy Of Childhood Stolen From Toddler Who Was Just Told He Can’t Touch Own Genitals At Dinner Table https://trib.al/vYBTBwz pic.twitter.com/CqMJqNqX8K

    8:30 AM - 9 Oct 2018
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    • oliviabernard 🦁🎃🐻 Aidan Di Giacomo Lantern PhantomSya Benadical Diego M Cruz nhoj 🇻🇳 Bailey Higgins Spook Jam Central
    21 replies 164 retweets 1,396 likes
      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The only light at the end of the tunnel is that once he gets into his eighties no one will be prepared to stop him touching his own genitals at the dinner table.

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      1. Xodus  🌊 🌊‏ @Xoduspbc Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Awwww Nuts"

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      1. ghoulish 🎃 💀Zec‏ @ZWBaking Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Youre walking a fine line.

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      1. Brickman409‏ @mooseman409 Oct 9
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        You an me both, kid

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      1. •mêmêntô MÖR1•  💀  ™️‏ @CPTMoorgan Oct 9
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        @mikefuckface 😂

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      1. Hamstar‏ @slashdashdot Oct 9
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        Some of us have never recovered...

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      1.  🎸Wayne Harrison 🎸‏ @wayneh0813 Oct 9
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        But can he touch some else’s genitals.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .... just before he repeats the word “Poop” incessantly for the next 15 minutes!

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      1. pumpkin spies‏ @realjdburnett Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It gets better

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      1. G‏ @NEWFLYG Oct 9
        Replying to @TheOnion @Flashy_Words

        I be damn

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      1. Kyle Engel‏ @06Kengel Oct 9
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        @JBringleson Thankfully your parents didn't stop you

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      1. Md Shofiqul Islam Roman‏ @shofiqroman Oct 9
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        https://www.reddit.com/user/shofiqroman/draft/d060276a-cbdc-11e8-ab60-0ef909dac5f4 …

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      1. Jeffrey‏ @Jeffrey_reads Oct 9
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        I'm done. May I be excused?

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      1. Cranky Old Guy‏ @Cranky_Old_Guy Oct 9
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        and touching someone else's will get him banned from the supreme court...

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      1. Atheist Jesus‏ @truathiestjesus Oct 9
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        Did his parents say: cum to bed

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      1. ENOUGH!  🌊‏ @Amoral_Drumpf Oct 9
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        Careful when involving children! There are too many perverts in this world!!

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      1. Andy R‏ @ghost_of_kicks Oct 9
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        🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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