I can verify this. So sayeth the Lord.
Report: This Week’s All Fucking Hell Breaking Loose Projected To Be 30% More Insane Than Last Week’s Complete Shitshow https://trib.al/jqcKXR7 pic.twitter.com/5lSldasWIU
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It's neat how the Onion went from parody to dead-on-balls accurate.
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Why the understatement?
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You nailed that one!
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spot on
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At this rate, we might actually vote a giant meteor into office in 2020.
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Look, Giant Meteorite ran on a grassroots platform of "End This Bullshit Once and For All." I don't see anyone else with their finger on the pulse of America like that now.
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Repeat every Monday until this long national nightmare is over or we all die, whichever comes first
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